I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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