the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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