Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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