I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
