my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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