Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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