is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
