Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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