Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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