Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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