Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I woke up under a house in Key West
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