I hate your face
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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