I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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