Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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