no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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