Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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