I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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