You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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