i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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