Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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