So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
