ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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