Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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