3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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