i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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