im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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