Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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