either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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