Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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