Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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