i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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