We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!