So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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