Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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