just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
