fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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