my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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