thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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