I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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