i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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