"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have fence marks all over my body
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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