so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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