I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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