Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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