Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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