You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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