If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
And then he peed in my hair
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