nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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