Need sex. Gaining weight.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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