I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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