That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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