my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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