Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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